Last night on Discord chat, we discussed:
- the proper pronunciation of “Ocarina” [we were right all along!];
- how adorable bats are, aside from vampire bats which are butt and also terrifying;
- the convergent evolution of Australia’s animal kingdom:
“You like this normal animal? What if it had pockets on its body and poison somewhere?? Fuck you.”
- how board games Risk and Catan end friendships;
- curiosity about the frog hippo nuns called “The Caretakers” in The Last Jedi; and
- the variety of porgs that we are hoping to see in The Last Jedi.
“If there are porgs that are black and white and look like cute little penguins, I will die.”
Star Wars Speculation mod u/CartoonWarp didn’t miss a beat, providing a shopped version of the screaming porg we saw in the full TLJ trailer.
And so, with invaluable input from u/shenanakins and u/needs_more_sprinkles, we added a bow-tie.
And then a monocle.
And then a top hat.
Then a lit cigar for his adorable flipper.
And finally, a jaunty mustache.